I work at a residential treatment facility for boys, which happens to be in the middle of the Wayne National Forest. I am thrust into nature every day. I expect to see everything from frogs to turtles to crawdads to snakes, just walking from one building to another. Heck, one time, we even rescued a baby deer. We all took turns taking selfies with it, before someone came and hauled it away. I got a call once, from a very despondent nurse saying there were baby snakes under the med cart. I think I knocked a co-worker down the stairs so I could get there first to see them. Furthermore, I will stop mid-keystroke if a kid asks me to go to the creek to hunt for crawdads. I love living amongst nature; until nature decides to live amongst me and my desk and my office. I seldom eat a real lunch. I mainly exist on Reese cups, Cool Ranch Doritos, gummy bears and Coke. Its a more enjoyable lunch that way. One day, I...